Lies, Damn Lies!
There is no truth to rumour that I am in any way related to the greatest lover the world has ever seen - known to you all as
gt_general. This lie, indeed this damn lie was propagated by one Mr Francis.M.Sockman (aka
dr_sockman) after I rejected his advances where he admitted his 'rodent fetish'.
Glad we've straightened this out. I'm off to my date with Richard Geer, a roll of gaff tape, a jar of honey and a supersized plate of coke!